No-one would have expected Van Helsing's legendary Ring Of Power to fall into the hands of a bumbling idiot.Least of all said idiot - Brian Trelawney, six-foot-seven, socially inept car salesman, now turned vampire hunter.
Chosen by the fickle hand of fate to be the latest in the illustrious line of vampire hunters, Brian finds himself thrust way outside of his comfort zone. After a brief spell of training under the Masters of the Helsing Order, Brian is shoved out the door and off into a world of vampires, werewolves and various other Beasties that go Bump In The Night.
Armed with all the gear, but absolutely no idea, this cowardly lamp-post of a man must tackle his first mission; to placate a Banshee whose incessant wailing is keeping awake the poor denizens of Bodmin.
++This book contains harsh language and intense stupidity, right from the off. So if you don't enjoy that kind of thing, well, best not read it. Otherwise, enjoy!++